Here's a handy (and eerily similar) holiday closure schedule for your three favorite entities:
• NCAA Membership Services: Closed December 24 through January 3. Normal business hours resume January 4, 2010. Emergency number: (317) 917-6003.
• NCAA Eligibility Center: Closed December 24 through January 3. Normal business hours resume Monday, January 4, 2010. Emergency number: (877) 544-2950.
• Pac-10 Office: Closed December 24 through January 3. We reopen January 4, 2010. If need be, we're available in the cloud.