If you were channel surfing Sunday night you might have stumbled across Cold Case. Last night's episode ("Glory Days": Lilly and the team re-open the 1973 case of a murdered football player) involved steroids and (spoiler-warning) an out-of-control booster.
So how many NCAA violations did you spot?
If your answer is zero, admit it: You were watching the post-Oscars parties instead, weren't you?