Einstein Was Right

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."

  --Albert Einstein

I made a quick run through the NCAA Manual the other day. I probably missed a few, but here are a few of the things we count, in no particular order:

1. active membership

2. conference membership

3. affiliated membership

4. corresponding membership

5. provisional membership

6. committee membership

7. sports sponsored

8. contests and dates of competition (in at least three ways)

9. annual exempted contests

10. once-in four-years exempted contests

11. one-third of men's contests in home arena for provisional members (oh, man, stay out of NCAA 20.8.5 if you can...)

12. completed contests

13. minimum contests

14. minimum participants

15. practice opportunities

16. hours of athletically related activities

17. hours of skill instruction

18. contacts

19. evaluations

20. evaluation days

21. person days

22. observations (look it up)

23. recruiting opportunities

24. official visits (post- and pre-post high school)

25. unused official visits in football

26. visits to a high school

27. telephone calls

28. head coaches

29. assistant coaches

30. restricted-earnings coaches (yes, the category still exists)

31. graduate assistant coaches

32. volunteer coaches

33. undergraduate coaches

34. coaches who can recruit off-campus in a given week

35. coaches who can recruit off-campus at any one time

36. 30-mile radiuses

37. 50-mile radiuses

38. 100-mile radiuses

39. schedule cards (one)

40. comp admissions for prospects during an unofficial visit (three)

41. comp admissions for student-athletes (four)

42. comp admissions for prospects during an official visit (one, two, three, or four, depending)

43. number of logos and their sizes (infinite possibilities)

44. graduation rates

45. core courses (and you know the breakdown...)

46. grade-point averages

47. SAT scores

48. ACT scores

49. Coaches Recruiting Certification Exam scores

50. hours

51. 9 hours

52. 12 hours

53. 24 hours

54. 48 hours (not the movie...)

55. 25

56. 50

57. 25-50-75 (not to be confused with...)

58. 20-40-60

59. 90-95

60. 75-25

61. 48 semester hours or 72 quarter hours

62. 24 semester hours or 36 quarter hours

63 18 semester or 27 quarter hours

64. 9 semester hours or 13.5 quarter hours

65. years of enrollment

66. terms of enrollment

67. terms of endearment (no, not really; just seeing if you're still reading...)

68. seasons of competition

69. two contests or 20%, whichever is greater

70. 14-day grace period

71. 45-day grace period

72. 60-day comment periods

73. 60-day override periods

74. student-athletes on outside teams

75. student-athletes on outside team tours

76. student-athletes on the football team

77. student-athletes on summer basketball teams

78. student-athletes working as camp counselors

And, last but not least, we also count:

79. COUNTERS

Take a look at 97-012--six things to count! And that rule is one sentence long.

30.9.2.1 Exception -- Division I-AA Opponent. Once every four years, a Division I-A institution may count one victory against a Division I-AA opponent toward the six-win minimum, provided the Division I-AA opponent has averaged 60 financial aid equivalencies in football during the three preceding academic years.

So, Mike, where are you going with all this?

At last week's NCAA Compliance Seminar in Anaheim, we were discussing (gulp) new recruiting rules. And the ever-popular Shane Lyons mentioned that other sports are starting to look at using the recruiting opportunities method (see No. 23 above) instead of the traditional contacts-evaluations method.

Now after the litany above, you might think I'd be disturbed by that.

Not really. Not as long as we make a few other changes. Here are the highlights. Let's count them:

Ditch the term "recruiting opportunities" and use "days" instead.

Create two recruiting periods: off-campus (combining the contact and evaluation period monikers) and on-campus (combining and renaming the quiet and dead periods). When a coach can recruit off-campus, s/he can contact or evaluate or both. Make the question simple: Can I recruit off-campus today? A coach can always recruit on-campus and a prospect can always turn down an official visit near a National Letter of Intent signing date.

Pick a number of days (I'd suggest 7) that an institution (not a coaching staff) may recruit a prospect off-campus.

Count every day that an off-campus contact or evaluation occurs. Deep-six the tournament evaluation exceptions, many of which no one understands anyway.

Let institutions spend the days as they wish. All in one week, or once a week, whatever they prefer.

Among the things we gain (or regain) are:

Better management of recruiting resources (time, money, travel).

Less confusion and suspicion on the part of coaches and administrators everywhere.

Fewer violations as a result of coaches accidentally (or "accidentally") contacting prospects during evaluation periods.

Dignity, since coaches won't have to stand in a hallway so they can to be "noticed" by 16-year-olds during an evaluation period.

You can probably think of a few on your own.

Until then, you can always keep counting:

80. initial counters

81. awards

82. financial aid

83. equivalency calculations

84. room, board, books, tuition,and fees (could be five categories)

85. weighted averages (one of my favorites; an oxymoron?)

86. ......